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Best girls, worst lap dances.
Club Paradise is still the most upscale club in all of Las Vegas and regularly boasts girls that you seen in Playboy, Maxim, etc. There is no other club in Las Vegas that comes close for sheer quality of eye candy.
In general, the lap dances are tame here. The saying your mileage will vary definitely applies, but if you are looking for nasty lap dances…this is not the place.
If you want a place to bring your wife or girlfriend and introduce her to the world of …
Cheetahs is the LOCALS favorite. Lots of beautiful girls, but nothing
compared to what you’ll see at the more upscale Las Vegas strip clubs. Cheetahs is the place that you will most likely get some action in the club or find a girl that will see you outside the club. Laid back atmosphere, much less of a hustle.
Hours: 24 hours a day 7 days a week
Cost: $20 cover, locals $10
Dances: Daytime $10 - $20, VIP room 3/$100
Cheetahs
2112 Western Ave
Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
702.384.0074
Nightime girls are much better looking than daytime girls. Daytime girls are nastier and you have a better chance of finding a girl who will see you in your hotel room.
With few exceptions THERE IS NO SEX INSIDE THE STRIP CLUB. If you play your cards right, Las Vegas strippers are the easiest girls in the world to get outside the club, either for cash or because they like you. However, don’t ever go into a club expecting to take a girl out of it. You’ll waste your fun evening trying and will most likely come up dry.
DON’T grab, don’t reach. Most dancers will place your hands where they are comfortable having you touch. The minute you start to grab, now her defenses go up and instead of providing you a fun, sensual experience, she feels like she’s fighting a pervert.
DON’T ask dumb questions. How long have you worked here? What else do you do besides this? Etc. Dancers hear these questions 100 times a day, every day. Be original.
You aren’t going to save them from stripping. The girls in Vegas get offers for untold amounts of money constantly. The top girls EARN more money than you and they own three houses in Vegas that are now worth a million bucks each. Don’t fall in love. Have fun…leave.
They are dancers, not strippers. Get it right cowboy.
Although the Crazy Horse Too has sunk rapidly in terms of the quality of girls, it is still one of the top strip clubs in all of Las Vegas.
Two giant rooms that are always packed at night. You can look into the crowd and see a writhing sea of gorgeous female flesh. Its breathtaking. The Crazy Horse Too is the overall best combination of great looking girls who give excellent lap dances, and not so great looking girls who give better ones.
Hours: 24 hours a day 7 days a week
Cost: …
This Las Vegas strip club has lots of energy and is very upscale. Spearmint Rhino will be the most packed with customers and girls of any club in Las Vegas. It is almost always Standing Room Only. The girls are spectacular and the dances are excellent, the mileage varies widely between what is available here. Plenty of nasty, but you have to dig deep for it. Girls from Spearmint Rhinos all across the country come here to work, so you can fill your scorecard with girls of all nationalities and …
Coming on strong, the management at Treasures have really made an effort to bring in beautiful girls after a pretty rocky start. The club is big with very high ceilings, sometimes you feel like you’re getting a lap dance inside a giant warehouse.
But still, the girls are terrific, there is good mileage to be had here and the place is never packed like Spearmint Rhino or Crazy Horse is, so you get high quality girls who will spend time chatting with you before they put the big hustle on.
Hours: 24 …
DO: Smell nice and wear something presentable. Dancers are GIRLS. They look at you the same way that girls look at you outside the club, except that they’ll be nice to you even if they don’t like you.
DO: Wear something that won’t hurt her when she is sitting/moving on your lap. Jeans with a big belt buckle and button fly absolutely kill them. Want a great lap dance? Wear soft clothing that still looks nice.
Generally, The VIP room is a rip off. Unless you can afford to drop $500 or more without thinking about it…because $500 would be getting off cheap! Stay on the floor. If you like a girl, find a private corner. Stay out of the VIP.
These rooms are designed to make you feel important (not feel good), while your money is flying out of your pocket at a rate faster than you can imagine.